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    29 Jan 2017

    People Are Pissed That Trump's Mexico Tax Will Raise The Price Of Avocados And Tequila

    One of Donald Trump's biggest campaign promises was to build a wall between the United States and Mexico to stop people from immigrating illegally and it looks like he's wasting no time on getting it built.
    One promise he's finding difficult to keep, however, was his claim that he was going to get Mexico to pay for it. Mexico was like, "Uhh, no dude, we're not about that wall building life."
    So Trump is using some $20 billion of US tax dollars to pay for the wall, but then promised US Citizens there'd be a tax refund down the road for payment of the wall. But since we can't just fart money (so awesome if we could) people started asking where the reimbursement money's going to come from.


    And when Trump proposed that the US would implement a 20% tax hike on all Mexican products, people started freaking out.

    A 20% tax on Imports doesn't mean  pays for the wall, it means US citizens pay for the wall one higher-priced  at a time.


    Mainly because  that meant their avocados and tequila prices would jack up in price.

    Under the Trump administration, everything from people to avocados are getting the shaft.  


    Some people are already planning on ways to make money off the proposed tax.

    I can totally see myself getting mixed up in some kind of black market avocado cartel business.  


    And others are pointing out that even Trump recognized the tax proposal was a terrible idea.

    I dont always propose 20 % tariffs on a major trading partner, but when I do I reverse them 10 minutes later. 


    But mostly people are just upset.



    There is no way  is going to get away with taking  from white ladies in nyc.  will cause mass panic.



    Remember when that avocado farmer spoke at the RNC convention?  


    People are equally pissed off about tequila prices going up.

    If @POTUS thinks he can apply  to build his bullshit  he's got another thing coming! I've  before and I will again!🍹


    If the women's march was huge, wait until the Tequila Tax march. Colonists had their tea love. We fight wars over drink taxes.

    Simply put, any policy proposal which drives up costs of Corona, tequila, or margaritas is a big-time bad idea. Mucho Sad. (2)

    BREAKING NEWS: millions of frat bros who supported Donald Trump march on Washington when they realize the price of tequila is going up

    Join the Trump Wall Club. Your 25 billion dollar contribution entitles you to a 20% up-charge on avocados, tequila and Mexican beer!

    Trump's 20% tax on imports from Mexico = Texans paying 20% more for Guac, Corona, Topo Chico, Tequila, Jalapenos, etc. 

    President Trump: I don't like your 20% tax on Mexican imports to pay for the wall.

    I like Corona & Tequila.

    I'm not paying for the wall.

    America imports $21 billion in agricultural products from Mexico. So, enjoy your 20% tax on fruits, vegetables, coffee, beer, and tequila.

    Build a wall, just don't tax our avocados or booze.
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