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You could try out a career in BMX 

Your birthday could take a rapid turn for the worst 

You could discover that football really isn’t your sport 

 All your hopes and dreams could (literally) come crumbling down
Or you could realise you’re just not a kid anymore
Basketball could just not be the thing for you
Or you could eat shit (not literally) on national TV
You could be this kid at possibly the worst “bring your child to work day” ever

And maybe, just maybe, you could be Carly Rae Jepsen

Or you could find yourself in the middle of your very own ‘Final Destination’ movie
our investments may not have turned out as you had hoped
Refreshment could escape you in the worst possible way
Or you could come SO CLOSE to success only to have it shoved right back in your face

You could be the recipient of this very thoughtful Valentine’s Day gift

Or you could wake up every morning to this in your shower and not know HOW OR WHY it’s there

This could be between you and the pearly gates of Heaven

You could be Troy

This could be your computer

Or this duck could follow you WHEREVER YOU GO

This could become a reality

This straw could haunt your dreams

You could be this cat

Or every time you go to the bathroom this could happen

Your cooking efforts could all be for nothing

Or you could be Chuck

You could get your froyo and sperm banks messed up

Or you could get this fortune

This could be the only prize you get for the rest of your life

Some sicko could hand you this

You could end up in a surprising place…

Or you could own this wall

Or you could have a Sim for a mom
Your attempts to clean could be a disappointment for ALL

You could be “killed to death.”

You could be the person that thought this photo was appropriate for the headline

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