'I'm obsessed with pizza but have no common sense': Woman who's been on 40 'atrocious' dates creates a hilariously honest Tinder profile in the hope of FINALLY finding 'the one'

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An unlucky-in-love student who's had 40 'atrocious' dates in nine months is hoping to woo potential Romeos with a Tinder presentation called 'why you should swipe me'. 
Natalie Palmer, 23, from Caerphilly, South Wales, uses the hilarious dating pitch to reveal a brutally honest list of pros and cons, which includes her love of cuddles, but also how she has no common sense. 
Natalie has bared her quirks in the five slides revealing she's 'obsessed' about pizza, is 'OCD' house proud and will rock a face mask on date number five. 
The singleton was compelled to take the drastic measure after becoming tired of always being the one who 'goes home alone'. 
Natalie Palmer, from South Wales is hoping to woo potential men with her Tinder presentation called 'Why you should swipe me'. The 23-year-old singleton was fed up after a string of bad dates
Natalie Palmer, from South Wales is hoping to woo potential men with her Tinder presentation called 'Why you should swipe me'. The 23-year-old singleton was fed up after a string of bad dates
She is now hoping the innovative ad will get men swiping right and bag her a dream date. 
Natalie said: 'I'm 2019's Bridget Jones because I always end up going home alone. 
'I've done about 40 dates in nine months - they've all been atrocious. 
'I was just lying in bed looking through my phone and wanted to do something creative with my profile as I'd not been getting matches. 
'Originality is pretty low these days. So many girls have Snapchat animal filters on their photos and boring bios, so I thought I'd do a presentation through Snapchat. 
'I took me over an hour thinking of pros and cons, getting the photos and putting it all together as I couldn't stop laughing.' 
The presentation included a list of brutally honest pros and cons. Natalie is hoping her innovative ad that she uploaded on Sunday evening will get men swiping right and bag her a dream date
The presentation included a list of brutally honest pros and cons. Natalie is hoping her innovative ad that she uploaded on Sunday evening will get men swiping right and bag her a dream date
Natalie also revealed a list of cons, including her love of cuddles. She confessed she had previously been dumped for being 'too affectionate'
Natalie also revealed a list of cons, including her love of cuddles. She confessed she had previously been dumped for being 'too affectionate'
Natalie, 23, is hoping her five slide presentation will get her the 'man of her dreams'
Natalie, 23, is hoping her five slide presentation will get her the 'man of her dreams'
Science student Natalie said she is looking beyond superficial looks and is searching for someone who will click with her personality. 
Natalie said: 'In terms of my ideal man I've got no preference, I don't even go for looks. 
'As long as they get my sense of humour and sarcasm I think we would get on fine.' 
Listed first in her bio were positive traits that Natalie hoped bachelors would find attractive and capture their attention before moving onto the cons. 
The penultimate slide shows the 'reality' of dating Natalie including a picture of her wearing a charcoal face mask and a red wine emoji
The penultimate slide shows the 'reality' of dating Natalie including a picture of her wearing a charcoal face mask and a red wine emoji
Natalie was compelled to put together the presentation after being tired of always being the one who 'goes home alone'
Natalie was compelled to put together the presentation after being tired of always being the one who 'goes home alone'
Natalie said: 'I've got a thing about hoovering twice a day and mopping - I'm really house proud - that's wife material. 
'It's nice to walk into a nice fresh-smelling house and just be happy about it. It's also a sense of stress relief for me, I just get the hoover out and within five minutes I've calmed myself down.' 
Up next were details of her previous employment to show potential matches her strong work ethic and qualities they may find attractive. 
Natalie said: 'As soon as they see you're a student or you're young they assume you're either jobless or just studying so I thought I'd put my work from when I was 18 and explain all that in detail there. 
'It also shows a caring and trusting side, you've got to be nice and have some good qualities if you do that line of work. 
'I'd love to be a paramedic, seeing how loving and caring they are in their jobs has inspired me and I'm hoping to study paramedic science at university in the future.' 
Natalie has been dubbed a 'real life Bridget Jones' after 40 'atrocious' dates in nine months. She's hoping her Tinder presentation with an honest list of pros and cons will help her find love
Natalie has been dubbed a 'real life Bridget Jones' after 40 'atrocious' dates in nine months. She's hoping her Tinder presentation with an honest list of pros and cons will help her find love
Natalie wanted to create something original and spent an hour putting together her presentation on Snapchat
Natalie wanted to create something original and spent an hour putting together her presentation on Snapchat
Unlucky-in-love Natalie revealed that the way to her heart was not through fine dining, but pizza. 
Natalie said: 'Most guys ask where your favourite place to eat is and I'm really fussy with food. I don't like Indian, I don't like steak I just like pizza. 
'It's easier to just rock up on a date and eat pizza - meatballs and sweetcorn is my favourite topping.' 
Finally she revealed her love of the outdoors including walking, running and hiking. 
On the next slide Natalie detailed her cons including liking cuddles, red wine and lacking common sense. 
The final slide shows Natalie's head superimposed onto the infamous picture of Susan Boyle wearing her dressing gown and waving to the cameras
The final slide shows Natalie's head superimposed onto the infamous picture of Susan Boyle wearing her dressing gown and waving to the cameras
Natalie's ad is proving a big hit with Tinder users as she's been inundated with messages from men loving her quirky approach
Natalie's ad is proving a big hit with Tinder users as she's been inundated with messages from men loving her quirky approach
Natalie said: 'I like being cuddled and have been dumped twice for being too affectionate. 
'I love red wine but apparently that is a bad flaw because when you drink too much of it and you start spewing on your second date it's not really attractive. 
'I'm quite intelligent but I do lack common sense. About eight months ago I adopted a snow leopard and I genuinely thought they were going to send one in the post. 
'In the end I only had a stuffed animal and an adoption certificate. I cried for days, I really thought I was having this pet. 
'My step dad joked if I was going to ring a zoo for a cage, but I didn't think that far ahead.' 
Singleton Natalie also included details of her living arrangements and revealed she doesn't own her own house. 
Natalie said: 'One of the main things men write on Tinder is 'I own my own house'. I think it's a bit arrogant - well done for having a good credit rating but some of us don't which is why I wrote that.' 
Natalie wants to attract a man with a sense of humour and hopes men will see the funny side of her presentation
Natalie wants to attract a man with a sense of humour and hopes men will see the funny side of her presentation
The penultimate slide shows the 'reality' of dating Natalie including a picture of her wearing a charcoal face mask and a red wine emoji. 
Natalie said: 'I adore face masks that's the reality of us women these days, it's what we look like almost every night so you've got to throw in a realistic picture of what it's going to look like after date five. 

NATALIE'S FULL NEW TINDER BIO

Tinder presents: why you should swipe me. 
Pros:
1) I am OCD house proud, I will clean all day 
2) I worked as a palliative/dementia specialist HCA for 4 years 
3) I obsess over pizza 
4) I love being outdoors 
Cons: 
1) I like to be cuddled a lot 
2) Addicted to red wine (in moderation) 
3) I don't own my house 
4) No common sense 
Reality: If you reached this part without thinking I'm weird. Congrats. This is what you'll see after date 5. Lucky, lucky man xx 
Thank you for looking.

'I think the first three dates you're shy, getting to know each other, while date four/five is when you start being comfortable around one another. 
'If someone was going to come over to my house on date five that's what I'd look like.' 
The final slide shows Natalie's head superimposed onto the infamous picture of Susan Boyle wearing her dressing gown and waving to the cameras. 
Natalie said: 'That's me waving them off to work in the morning. I don't have an actual photo of me doing that so I had to improvise. 
'My ideal man is funny, caring, laid back, open minded and adventurous with some ambition. 
'The kind of man I think I'll attract are ones with the most sense of humour. 
'Genuine guys will see that although it's funny there's a realistic side to it too and see that I'm a laugh. 
'Hopefully this presentation gets me the man of my dreams.' 
It seems Natalie's ad is proving a big hit with Tinder users as she's been inundated with messages from men loving her quirky approach. 
Joel wrote: 'The most interesting Tinder profile I've ever seen.' 
Greg posted: 'Your photo stream is brilliant lol… how are ya?' 
Jack wrote: 'I think it was the fourth picture with the face mask that did it for me… x' 

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